World War Three--a review Sani Anttila

Editor's note: For those of you who have been around long enough to remember Sani, he was one CRAZY Scandinavian metal rocker that was really into Dio and open to other things Dio related.

The review is his, the photos are courtesy of TRACYG.COM and the layout and encoding is my doing.

So here you have it, ENJOY!

KEN

 

 Terve Dio fans!

 Do you guys remember the time when Jimmy Bain, Vinny Appice, Tracy
 Grijalva and Mandy Lion worked together?

 Well it was around 89' or 90' when they decided to make some
 traditional heavy metal music, but as it turned out their record
 company (Hollywood Records) wasn't that interested of promoting it.
 It's almost impossible to actually find ww3 album from anywhere... but
if  you have any luck at all, you might bump into it sometimes. For months
I  have listened it from a bad cassette copy and I didn't even have all
the  songs in it.


 Finally I managed to find it from the local record shop (they are
selling  also used lps and cds) and I was a happy fellow.

 ok here is the complete track list:

 Time For Terror
 Love You To Death
 Over The Rainbow (short intro)
 Call Me Devil
 Children Of The Revolution
 Go Down
 Love At First Bite
 The Harder They Come
 Atomic Sex Appeal
 Drive You Crazy
 The Cage

 


 

 1. Time For Terror starts with *Eddie Van Halen* style of guitar
torture  intro, which I did not like that much...this kind of stuff has become
some sort of a cliché since the first Van Halen album. The Main riff is
pretty  powerful, which I think could be the main theme for the Beavis And
 Butthead show... [ I have this vision of B&B moshing with their
 forefinger and index finger high...uh, you know what those two weirdoes
 are alike]


 The Music reminds me of Judas Priest which is fine with me. Mandy
 Lion's voice sounds like mix between Lemmy Kilmister and angry Rob
 Halford. Mandy Lion ain't no pretty throat, that's for sure! Lyrics are
 little better than most of Mandy's personal *horny animal porn poetry*
.
 The Lyrics are basically a statement to assholes...nothing special or
 unique, but they seem to fit into the atmosphere. Tracy's first
guitar solo  is ok for this song, but it could have been done much better. Tracy's  solo in the end of the song is little better than the first solo. Mandy
is  shouting like some pissed off demon, which is little corny [ he does that
a  lot]. Jimmy Bain and Vinny Appice are playing together as a motor
 behind Tracy's guitar and Mandy's voice.

 my points:  7

 

 

 2. Love You To Death could be a song made for Alice  Cooper[1986-92 era], because it really reminds me of stuff like Poison  and Prince Of Darkness. I really love this song to death. I have always  loved Alice Cooper, so this is definitely one of my favorite tracks from  ww3. Vinny and Jimmy are really smoking with this tune and it really  shows in Tracy's guitar work, which is better than most of the album's  guitar parts . The Main riff is a classic which could easily break some  bones in my body. Mandy sings this song like some sad and lovesick  werewolf. If you guys have ever seen the movie "Howling" you know  what I mean. I'm really impressed with Tracy's guitar work in this tune.


 Lyrics are again dealing with Mandy's personal *bed experiences...*

 my points: 9+

 



 

 3.Call Me Devil is not a bad rock tune in musically, but the lyrics...ah
 yes the lyrics...oh dear! They are really bad, if ya know what I mean.
 This could be one of those tunes that can be heard from the eighties
Kiss  and Ac/Dc albums.


 Vinny and Jimmy are doing a fine job with Call Me Devil and Tracy is
 just adding his *horny* guitar parts that should give somewhat sexual
 atmosphere. 

After this track is over, the whole album is changing towards Spinal
Tap.

 my points: 8 points

 



 

 4.Children Of The Revolution is actually an old T-Rex song made by
 Marc Bolan. The Song starts with children choir and then our animal
 singer Mandy is trying to ruin the heavenly mood by his usual raspy
 voice.

 my points: 6

 


 

 5.Go Down is a typical hard rock track that doesn't give the listeners
 anything  new that hasn't heard before. This is exactly what Kiss was doing in the middle eighties.
 

Here are some lyrics:

 "I need to touch you now
 And taste your skin
 Why don't you follow me
 Let's commit a sin"                <------go get em' you big hunk!
<grin>

 my points: 5+

 


 

 6. Love at First Bite is just...well it's...uh... ya know it's a song
like  Spinal tap would play.
 

What can I say really, but enough is enough. I didn't like this track
at all.

 Again some of the totally breathtaking lyrics for you horny people out
 there!
 <big nasty grin>

 "Honey don't be scared
 Because this isn't gonna hurt you much
 Come on take my hand
 I'm gonna lead you to the promised land"


 < Sani turns a big Spinal Tap grin>

 There was absolutely nothing about this tune that I liked. I hate to
say  this but this was one of the most silliest songs that I've ever heard.

 my points: 4+

 


 

 7. The Harder They Come is little better than the two previous tracks,
 but the lyrics are again just total bunch of Beavis&Butthead soft porn
 stuff...

 Butthead says: "Uh, is this like intelligent Dr.Ruth music?"

 Ok here's another funny line that our favorite poet Mandy Lion has
 come up with:

 "You heard about me
 About my skills
 You also heard that Mandy kills for thrills
 Old women blush
 The young ones squeal
 And they all know me for my steel appeal"

 <people...would you excuse me... I just have to go and get me
 something to think about... "bees do it, birds do it...">

 ...musically this is pretty good track which could be a track from Holy
 Diver.

 my points: music 8+  lyrics [which I think were absolutely hilarious  in a way]:9+

 


 

 8. Atomic Sex Appeal

 <I'm really sorry about this people, but I can't probably give you a
full  review because I keep laughing my bollocks off...geez>

 What a total Spinal Tap this has become... I don't know if this is the worst track, but it certainly has it's moments.


 Tracy's guitar solo is something that Slash or Eddie Van Halen would
 play, and I guess it  *fits like a glove* <Dr.Ruth grin>

 music: 5+
 lyrics: <grin>

 


 

 9.Drive You Crazy is also one of those Kiss meets Ac/Dc. Vinny
 Appice is doing cool rhythm changes, but it doesn't save the song.
 

Not rated

 


 

 10. The Cage is much better than most of the stuff in ww3. I especially
 loved Tracy's rhythm guitar sound. The Song starts with Jimmy Bain's
 bass guitar and Mandy's nihilistic and dark voice. This time I tried to
 ignore Mandy's lyrics and concentrate on the music itself, which was
 actually ok. The First guitar solo was little boring and short, but the
 second solo was much better and more emotional.


 If the lyrics would have been some other topics than sex, this could
have  been a killer track.

Not Rated

 


 

 I was very disappointed by this album. If Ronnie would have been the
 vocalist and if the lyrics would have been other topics than just
 animalistic sex, it could have been much better.


 The First 3 tunes from ww3 were very good in my opinion, but the rest
 of it was just way too corny. There might be some Motorhead and Kiss
 fans out there who might enjoy this kind of stuff, but I personally
don't  like much of this kind of stuff.

 "God Damn-looking good tonight
 Because you're wearing next to nothing
 I don't know how to handle myself
 'Cause my attraction keeps on growing
 Come on baby feel that bulge
 You call love and make me shiver
 Come on honey and forget about the money
 What I got goes so much deeper"


 Sani "I got bulge in my pants" Anttila

 <saniantt@nettilinja.fi>